We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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