Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Two words: nipple clamps
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