I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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