Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
