she smelled like a LAN party
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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