so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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