sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
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I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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