I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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