It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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