Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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