is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You made out with two different species that night
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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