I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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