Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
worst night to have a conscience
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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