I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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