I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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