"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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