On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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