people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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