There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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