If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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