Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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