maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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