Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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