I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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