respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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