We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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