u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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