I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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