I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I wish there were birth control emojis
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It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I still have a little drunk in my system
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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