i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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