sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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