So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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