Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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