I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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