so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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