Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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