If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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