haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
stop calling my apartment porn island.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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