I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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