The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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