How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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