pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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