Grow some girl-balls and come out already
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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