Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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