So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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