I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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