Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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