Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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