so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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