I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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