I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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