i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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