Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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