its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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