when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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