I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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